We have said it before that India is a funny country, more accidentally than intentionally. How we butcher English is unparalleled in the whole world. Remember we shared a similar post regarding some Funniest Indian names and we are sure you loved it. Here is something to add to that series of the laugh riot. Here are some of the funniest Indian billboards that will make your day.
And we know some of you like to read funny quotes too, so we’ve added some funny quotes to go with the pictures. Enjoy!!
I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect.’ That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect.’ Anonymous –
I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect.’ That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect.’ Anonymous
As your best friend, I’ll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing. Anonymous
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s already 6:45. When you’re at work and it’s 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s 2:31. Anonymous
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once. Anonymous
I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanish in your sleep. During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish.
I’m writing my book in fifth person, so every sentence starts out with: “I heard from this guy who told somebody …”
I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.
If con is the opposite of pro, then isn’t Congress the opposite of progress?
How come you never see a headline like “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
And every six months, she would trade in her aging sheep for a new one. Because without a little lamb, Mary didn’t know who she was. —@andrewhibbard
My wife said she wanted
a “fairy-tale romance,” so I’ve locked her in a tower. —@tonycowards
You know it’s time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
My parents used to stuff me with candy when I was a kid. M&M’s, Jujubes, SweeTarts. I don’t think they wanted a child; I think they wanted a piñata.
When I trace a turkey, it comes out looking exactly like my hand.
A watched pot never boils, but it does get paranoid.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Give me a one-handed economist! All my economists say, “On the one hand … on the other.”
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a national emergency—even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting.
Which one made you laugh the most?