25 Hilarious Pakalu Papito Tweets All Single People Can Relate To #4 Is Too Good

You might have come across some of the Pakalu Papito tweets on Twitter. You’ll enjoy his snarky wit and self-deprecating humor. Let’s check out the best of these tweets together; you might even find yourself nodding in agreement to some of these.

1. For those living alone

*falls into trashcan*

nice so good to finally be home

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) September 4, 2015

2. While we are on the same topic of living alone….

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) August 28, 2015

3. We need all kinds of bfs

I need a Bf
bf as in Benjamin franklins
as in $100's

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) August 27, 2015

4. Our thoughts. Every time.

attractive person: hey whats up?

me: who paid u

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) August 20, 2015

5. Damage Repair

does it work on emotions pic.twitter.com/bBBah6SfAX

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) August 22, 2015

6. If only that could be a legit job…!

if i got a dollar for every time i thought about you, i would start thinking about you

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) August 19, 2015

7. Conditions Apply

i get ignored so much

my name should be terms and conditions

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) August 18, 2015

8. This is happened to a lot of us

i'm not ignoring your snapchats, i'm just too ugly to reply at the moment

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) August 15, 2015

9. Also my face

person: I like your name

me: thanks, I got it for my birthday

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) August 9, 2015

10. Life’s D.O.A

im so naturally funny because my life is a joke

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) August 7, 2015

11. Ugh… HATE IT!

dont u hate it when u offer help and the other person says yes

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) July 30, 2015

12. Priorities

don't cry because its over

cry because ur ugly

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) July 27, 2015

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13. She did

The only joke my mom ever made was me

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) July 17, 2015

14. It’s really just science

if u like water u already like 72% of me

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) July 16, 2015

15. Stop accepting my empty gestures!

i hate when i offer someone food and they accept

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) July 9, 2015

16. Pro-procrastination

the only nation i will ever rule is procrastination

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) July 2, 2015

17. That’s a dropup line

did it hurt wen u fell from heaven?

cos u look like a ded bird

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 25, 2015

18. To all the bed bugs

waking up everyday seems a little excessive

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 22, 2015

19. So cute!

when ur crush texts u cute things like

"who is this" and "how did u get this number"

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 21, 2015

20. Poor people problems

Livin la vida broka

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 1, 2015

21. The Papito Diet

i was on a diet for a month and all i lost was 30 days

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 1, 2015

22. It never got all hot and sweaty

i broke up with my gym
we were just not working out

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 12, 2015

23. Addition.

my face is a 4
my personality is a 6
so basically i'm a 10

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 9, 2015

24. No difference there

my wallet is empty just like my soul

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 5, 2015

25. Keeping it real

doctor: are you sexually active

me: i'm not even physically active

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 3, 2015

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