There is an interesting theory behind why we feel smarter after having a couple of beers. It first came into existence with the show Cheers and has made sense ever since. It goes like this :
The Buffalo Theory
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And, when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keep improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!
That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
I could end my argument right here, but I have much more to say. Here are 24 more reasons why Beer Is Better Than Women
2 Beer stains wash out.
3 You don’t have to Wine and Dine beer.
4 Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.
5 When your beer goes flat, you can toss it out.
6 Beer is never late.
7 A beer never gets jealous when you grab another beer.
8 Beers don’t give you headaches every day. Hangovers go away.
9 Beer never tells you what to wear.
10 When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
11 Beer never has a headache. And it is always supportive.
12 After you’ve had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
13 A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have another beer.
